Augustus Caesar #18 – The Golden Years

Augustus Caesar #18 – The Golden Years

The one where Octavian and Antony sit down to hash out their differences, forget to invite Lepidus and Salvidienus Rufus fucks up big time. If you're seeing this message, it means you aren't logged in as a subscriber. If want to listen to the premium episodes of the...
Augustus Caesar #17 – FOOFIKINS!

Augustus Caesar #17 – FOOFIKINS!

Well the tensions between Octavian and Mark Antony are heating up again in this episode. Only one thing stands between them – FOOFIKINS! Today’s episode is again brought to you by HILLSDALE COLLEGE and their free online course on WINSTON CHURCHILL. Get on...
Augustus Caesar #16 – The Battle Of Perusia

Augustus Caesar #16 – The Battle Of Perusia

Octavian pursues Lucius Antonius and traps him in the city of Perusia (modern Perugia) for several months. Lucius eventually surrenders, some people are forgiven, others are executed, and the entire city is burned to the ground. If you're seeing this message, it means...
Augustus Caesar #15 – Carpe Diem

Augustus Caesar #15 – Carpe Diem

After the battle of Philippi, Antony went east to squeeze money out of various kings and just to squeeze Cleopatra, while poor Octavian got the shittiest job in Rome – taking land away from Italian citizens and giving it to retiring soldiers. This made him no...
Augustus Caesar  #14 – The Battle/s of Philippi

Augustus Caesar #14 – The Battle/s of Philippi

Here it is – and it’s a big one (that’s what she said). Four men enter – two men leave. The showdown to determine the fate of Rome. It’s the final battle in the Wars of the Second Triumvirate between the forces of Mark Antony and Octavian...
Augustus Caesar #13 – The Build Up To Philippi

Augustus Caesar #13 – The Build Up To Philippi

The Triumvirs go on the offensive and prepare to engage Brutus and Cassius, and their massive army, in Macedonia. The triumvirs and the assassins control the two biggest armies Rome has ever produced, way bigger than any army that either Caesar or Pompey ever had...
The Vegas Sessions – Part One

The Vegas Sessions – Part One

On January 11 2016, Ray & Cam met for the first time in the flesh – in Las Vegas. On January 12, they sat down in front of a live audience with Sir J. David Markham, Cam’s co-host from the Napoleon Bonaparte Podcast and President of the International...
Augustus Caesar #12 – The New Roman Elite

Augustus Caesar #12 – The New Roman Elite

LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS! Again! but this time… we’re a little worse for wear. On this episode we discuss more stories from the proscriptions but also delve deeply into the economics behind it, and discover that in a very brief period Rome found itself with a...
Augustus Caesar #11 – Cicero’s Finale

Augustus Caesar #11 – Cicero’s Finale

LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS! The first thing the Second Triumvirate did was a little bit of the ol’ mass murder aka THE PROSCRIPTIONS. One of the first people to meet their end was our ol’ mate Cicero. If you're seeing this message, it means you aren't logged in...
Augustus Caesar #10 – The Second Triumvirate

Augustus Caesar #10 – The Second Triumvirate

On 19 August 43 BCE, Octavian was elected consul at the age of 19, ten months and 26 days.No-one so young had ever held the office. Decimus, Caesar’s friend, colleague and assassin, finally finds out karma’s a bitch. And then, the unbelievable happens...
Augustus Caesar #09 – Cicero’s Fatal Mistake

Augustus Caesar #09 – Cicero’s Fatal Mistake

Battles continue between Antony, Octavian and the consuls, Hirtius and Pansa. By the end of the episode, two of the four are dead. Decimus escapes from Mutina and is awarded a triumph back in Rome. HE’S ONE OF THE CAESAR’S ASSASSINS! Antony gets...
Augustus Caesar #08 – Robert Harris

Augustus Caesar #08 – Robert Harris

Today we are joined by the one and only Robert Harris – author of many bestsellers, including FATHERLAND and his CICERO trilogy. The final chapter of the Cicero trilogy, DICTATOR, is available now. You can buy it as an audiobook from Audible. Get your free copy...
Augustus Caesar #07 – The Praetorian Guard

Augustus Caesar #07 – The Praetorian Guard

Hirtius, Octavian and Pansa march to Mutina to support Decimus and fight Antony. At the battle of Forum Gallorum, Octavian and Antony’s respective praetorian guards go at it mano-a-mano: Being veterans they raised no battle-cry, since they could not expect to...
Augustus Caesar #06 – Cicero’s Big Gamble

Augustus Caesar #06 – Cicero’s Big Gamble

Cicero realises that the only way to stop Antony is for the Senate to align themselves with the young Caesar. He delivers his Third Philippic against Antony, praises Octavian and the Legio Martia, and convinces the Senate to make the 19 year old kid a Senator. If...
Augustus Caesar #05 – Another Civil War Begins

Augustus Caesar #05 – Another Civil War Begins

Shit gets real in this episode! Two of Mark Antony’s legions desert to Octavian and Antony finally confronts one of Caesar’s assassins with force – Decimus Brutus. There’s some ABBA and Public Enemy but at the end of this episode, we get...
Finally! A full size graphic shirt!

Finally! A full size graphic shirt!

Redbubble have launched full frontal graphic shirts! Check out how gooood we look?   The rear of the women’s leggings look better too with the full size graphic! You know you’ve always wanted to sit on our faces….  
Augustus Caesar #04 – Antony v Cicero

Augustus Caesar #04 – Antony v Cicero

In this episode, Octavian throws a party, the Ludi Victoriae Caesaris, Antony is growing more powerful, Cicero delivers his First “Philippic”, Antony’s army from Macedonia starts arriving in Brundisium, Octavian tries to buy Antony’s men out...

Augustus Caesar #03 – The Featured Players

We discuss the other key players who are playing a role in Rome in 44/43 BCE – Marcus Antonius, Dolabella and Lepidus, Brutus and Cassius. There’s another civil war brewing – it smells like 49 BCE all over again. If you're seeing this message, it...
Augustus Caesar #02 – Going Rome

Augustus Caesar #02 – Going Rome

Octavius changes his name to Gaius Julius Caesar – but we call him Octavian so as not to confuse him with the other guy. He makes his way to Rome to meet with Mark Antony  and get his cash – but it’s not going to plan. So he goes to visit Cicero near...
Augustus Caesar #01 – Introduction

Augustus Caesar #01 – Introduction

On the 19th August, 14 CE, 767 years after the founding of Rome, nearly exactly 2001 years ago, the first Emperor of Rome, Augustus, finally died, at 75 years of age. His great-uncle and adoptive father, Julius Caesar, the most brilliant and successful general in...