Vitellius #18 - “Sword in One Hand, Paranoia in the Other”
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Vitellius #18 – “Sword in One Hand, Paranoia in the Other”

Preview May 8, 2025 Series · Vitellius
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A dramatic and slightly absurd scene set in ancient Rome, with Emperor Vitellius in full imperial regalia looking confused and overwhelmed as he’s pushed and pulled by Roman citizens, soldiers, and senators. One hand holds a scroll marked ‘abdication’, the other a gladius. In the background, the Temple of Jupiter smolders slightly. Hidden in the corner, a Roman-style coffin with a scroll peeking out. The vibe is both epic and comically chaotic, echoing HBO’s “Rome” meets Monty Python. Rich classical detail, moody lighting, painterly style.