Send us a letter. We’ll probably read it.
Maybe. We can’t promise. Ray has good intentions but no system. Cam has a system, but he’s distracted by a two-thousand-year-old Roman and the bloke who killed him.
I
For everything that isn’t a billing question.
Roman trivia, episode requests, corrections, fan mail, hate mail, marriage proposals, that thing your Latin teacher told you in year 9 that you’ve never been able to confirm. All read, most replied to, eventually.
No PR pitches · No “let’s do a brand integration” · No.
II
The other places we shout from.
III
Account, billing, login — we’ve got a panel for that.
Lost your password, want to cancel, need a different card on file, can’t get the premium feed to update in Apple Podcasts — the account page handles all of it. If it doesn’t, then yes, email us. We’ll sort you out.
IV
Things we won’t help with.
- i. Your Latin homework.
- ii. Your Caesar tattoo. (We will, however, look at a photo of it.)
- iii. Pitches for cross-promotion with your podcast. We’re full.
- iv. Whatever the AI you’re building wants from us.
- v. That email that fell into our spam folder in 2014. It’s not coming out.
- vi. Settling the argument you’re having with your dad about Cleopatra. (Yes she was. No she wasn’t. Both of you stop.)