In this episode of *The Life of Caesar*, Cameron and Ray navigate a brain-bending “red yarn” conspiracy board that connects the dots between James Bond’s *Moonraker*, Nazi rocket scientists, and the ancient naturalist Pliny the Elder. Once they finally reach the gates of Jerusalem in 70 CE, the focus shifts to the grueling siege of the city’s second wall. We explore the legendary (and perhaps fabricated) heroics of Longus and his “Golden Spear,” the suspicious overlap between Roman history and Christian hagiography, and a theatrical ruse by a Jewish fighter named Castor that involves “suicidal” leaps into flames and a very resilient nose. It’s a study in Roman discipline versus Jewish desperation, ending with Titus making a dangerously impatient rush through a narrow breach—because, as the boys discover, Titus likes it tight.