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Vitellius

1 VIT · MMXXIV
Preview Aug 25 Vitellius

Vitellius #1 – The Third New Emperor

ChatGPT gives us Shakespeare's version of Otho's last speech, while the news of his demise makes its way to Rome and everyone yawns and swears an oath of…

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12 OTH · MMXXIV
Preview Aug 12 Otho

Otho #12 – Fortitude and Firmness

Despite having reinforcements on the way, and the firm support of his remaining praetorians, Otho decides, with fortitude and firmness, what his own fate shall be.Just a reminder…

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11 OTH · MMXXIV
Preview Jul 22 Otho

Otho #11 – Donkey Kong

Otho's Generals squabble over the best strategy to march towards Caecina, but it's all for nothing when two Othonian Praetorian cohorts betray Otho's strategy to the enemy. And…

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10 OTH · MMXXIV
Preview Jul 9 Otho

Otho #10 – The Comforts of Home

The Praetorians push for a fast campaign because they didn't want to spend any more time away from the comforts of Rome than necessary. Unfortunately, in letting them…

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9 OTH · MMXXIV
Preview Jun 23 Otho

Otho #9 – Burning Bridges

As the Vitellians try to build a bridge and get over it, the Othonians try to burn their bridge down. Then Otho himself arrives on the scene and…

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8 OTH · MMXXIV
Preview Jun 9 Otho

Otho #8 – Otho's Civil War

Italy is having its first civil war in one hundred years – not since the bloody and fateful days of Octavius v Marcus Antonius, the last days of…

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7 OTH · MMXXIV
Preview May 18 Otho

Otho #7 – Yo Momma Jokes

By March 69, Caecina's troops (part of Vitellius' forces) had arrived in northern Italy and crossed the river Po. They first attacked Piacenza where Otho's commander, Spurinna, struggled…

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6 OTH · MMXXIV
Preview Apr 28 Otho

Otho #6 – Otho On The Defense

Drunken soldiers storm the palace and threaten Otho, who they suspect is plotting something against the people. After he puts down that rebellion, Otho hears that Valens and…

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5 OTH · MMXXIV
Preview Apr 20 Otho

Otho #5 – King Arthur, A Russian Myth

A Sarmatian tribe from Southern Russia attacks some Roman cohorts and we learn about the Russian origins of the King Arthur myth. The governor of Corsica declares his…

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4 OTH · MMXXIV
Preview Apr 1 Otho

Otho #4 – 666

Pagans and Christians continued to believe Nero would return, either as the Antichrist or as the precursor to the Antichrist. But is the number of the beast 666…

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3 OTH · MMXXIV
Preview Mar 16 Otho

Otho #3 – The Return of Nero

As soon as Nero was declared dead by the Senate, rumours started appearing that he was still alive, just in hiding, waiting for the right time to re-claim…

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2 OTH · MMXXIV
Preview Mar 2 Otho

Otho #2 – The March of Vitellius

Vitellius starts his march on Rome with seven legions. He’s 54, popular with his men, and a good career behind him. But his troops’ reasons for supporting his…

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