Enter Octavius! He’s only 18 years old in 44 BCE. And he isn’t JC’s sister’s son, as Ray mistakenly says in the opening to the show, he’s JC’s sister’s grandson, her daughter’s son. That’s why I’m here folks. Fact checkin’ Ray’s white hairy ass.
We go into detail about Octo’s lineage which is actually pretty interesting. We also talk more about the rivalry between Antony and Dolabella and the festival of Lupercalia, when Antony pulled a crown out of his ass and presented it to Caesar.